Introducing this seasons FUGLY Tactical Christmas Sweater – your not-so-secret weapon in winning this year's Ugly Sweater contest! Sure, it might resemble a plate carrier, but don't get too excited – it's not bulletproof (we checked!).

This isn't just any ugly sweater; it's a masterpiece combining awkward holiday style with tactical flair. Adorned with an SDR-inspired holiday pattern, this sweater showcases 9mm Ammo, a handgun, a rifle, and SDR’s crossed Yarborough knives – all set against a backdrop of tactical charm. And what's that on the front? Yes, an SDR plate carrier complete with 3 magazines, because why not? The center magazine is an actual pocket for candy canes, beverages, snacks; whatever! The center green rectangle is textured for a velcro patch, so you can further customize your tragically ugly sweater.

Crafted as a genuine knit sweater (no cheap sweatshirt tricks here), it promises to keep you snug and warm while you're outdoing everyone in the ugly sweater game.

Don’t miss out on the chance to own the FUGLY Tactical Christmas Sweater – a beautiful monstrosity perfect for Christmas in Texas, or anywhere else where humor and holiday spirit meet tactical flair.

Get yours now and embrace the holiday season with a bang (figuratively speaking, of course)!

THIS IS JUST AN FUGLY SWEATER, THIS WILL BY NO MEANS PROTECT YOUR FROM BEING STABBED OR SHOT, THIS IS NOT A PLATE CARRIER.